Sassy Christmas Postcard Messages: Funny Greetings for Friends & Loved Ones
Sassy Christmas Greetings for Your Favorite People.
Forget the generic holiday messages! Here's how to add some sass to your Christmas postcards this year:
* Play with expectations. Start with a classic Christmas greeting like "Merry Christmas" and then add a sassy twist. For example, "Merry Christmas, you fabulous creature!" or "Deck the halls and jingle all the way... to my doorstep with pie!"
* Embrace the humor. A little teasing can go a long way between friends and loved ones. "Happy Holidays to the best [insert inside joke here] a person could ask for!" or "May your Christmas be merry and bright... and slightly less chaotic than last year's!"
* Highlight their quirks. "Thinking of you this Christmas, even though you still haven't mastered the art of wrapping a present." or "Here's to hoping you get more [preferred gift] than fruitcake this year!"
* Keep it short and sweet. A sassy message on a postcard doesn't need to be an epic novel. A simple line like "Ho ho ho, now make mine a double!" or "Reindeer kisses and mistletoe wishes... from your favourite [your name]" can be perfect.
Bonus tip: Add a hand-drawn doodle or funny Christmas sticker to your postcard for an extra personal touch.